My all-time favourite theory about Cressida is, that she is the secret lesbian lover of Eugenie
Ugh. Jake Warren should be Eugenie’s shoulder to cry on and then they would realize they loved each other and then all of our shipping dreams would come true but he just got engaged and it will never happen.
…and I’ve been reading wayyyy to much fan fiction.
If someone could write this I would love you forever.
I seriously considered it.
Is it weird that Jake was my first tought too? But then I remembered he is engaged. Or maybe the stripper is his fiancée